Friday, October 20, 2006

And in sicko news...

So, most people probably heard about the fatal Enumclaw bestiality case that prompted Washington state to finally pass a law against sex with animals. Good job, Washington, as that law came in handy today for it's first known arrest. Note: if you're going to get freaky with your pitbull, make sure the wife doesn't catch you. She might get jealous (or maybe just disgusted) and photograph you with her cellphone and turn you in.

5 comments:

Wiwille said...

"Note: if you're going to get freaky with your pitbull, make sure the wife doesn't catch you. She might get jealous (or maybe just disgusted) and photograph you with her cellphone and turn you in."

Thanks for the tip.

Mattbear said...

Anytime. It's like a public service or something.

Anonymous said...

Two words: "perforated colon".

I will never sleep again.

rawbean said...

Wow, those stories have scarred me for life. WHO WOULD DO THAT???

Mattbear said...

Who would do that? I don't know, but they're pretty sick, if you ask me.

I'm pretty permissive, and don't much care what people do in their sex lives. But I have a line. I'm fine with whatever anyone does at long as its consensual and doesn't involve kids, corpses, or animals; so these stories cross that line. Yuck.

But it's like a car wreck. I just have to post about it.