Life for me is still too depressing for me to want to blog about it (how emo is that?). So I'm just going to post here some things I've found amusing recently.
F*** My Life is a great site where people post short, 1-4 line stories about why their life sucks. A lot of it is teenagers posting typical teen drama, but there are some real jems in there to provide some schadenfreude. My favorite so far:
"Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML"
(The "F***", by the by, is how they actually title their site. I personally have no problem saying "fuck". Fuck. Motherfucker. Fuckwad. Fucktard. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I use "fuck" as my own personal celebration of the First fucking Amendment.)
Passive-Aggressive Notes is a blog showing all those stupid notes people "anonymously" put up around the office bitching about stuff. Some funny stuff there.
And then, there's a conversation I had with some friends:
(we were discussing state politics)
Jeff: Whatever. I just want it to be legal for me to shoot Tim Eyman.
Me: We should start an Initiative!
Jeff: That would be fair...
Me: If we throw a tax cut into it, Eyman will back it himself!
(Erik comes up, Jeff tells him what we were saying)
Erik: I don't want to kill him...just kick his ass.
Jeff: I didn't say kill him...we could just wing him. We could make it a lottery! We could even hold it four times!
(Ok, I thought it was funny at least)
8 months ago
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