Tuesday, December 11, 2007

The Bush Administration gets dumber, issue #3156

Apparently, the Bush administration has a policy for hiring the Press Secretary that includes a smart-dumb-smart-dumb clause. To whit:

Ari Fleischer: Smart guy, good mouthpiece. Clearly sold his sold to Satan when he accepted the Press Secretary gig.

Scott McClellan: Such an idiot he actually believed Karl Rove and the White House when they told him they had nothing to do with the Valerie Plame leak. Or so he says in his new book.

Tony Snow: Smart guy, with morals slightly exceeded by a heroin-addicted weasel. I think he not only got the Press Secretary job, but may also have gotten a mortgage on Ari Fleischer's soul as a part of his own deal with the devil.

Dana Perino: Recently admitted that she had no idea what the Cuban Missile Crisis was when a reporter asked a question referencing it.

To my readers: if you are past, say, junior high age and don't know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was, please quit reading my blog. You clearly aren't qualified. You may, however, be just what the White House is looking for in a Press Secretary, but only if two more resign inside of the next year.

1 comment:

Psyber Wolf said...

E-frigge'n gads, We need to start our own country and succeed from the U.S.

I'm thinking Wa is a good state to start with or possible Alaska, I have a feeling within the next Decade the U.S. as we know it will cease to exist.

Either as other countries purchase us outright and kick us out of our own country, or the administration of our country sell us down the river for an extra large helping of Soul; al a Satan, with a side of hot buttery cream of WTF?!